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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

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