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  1. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  2. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  3. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  4. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  5. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  6. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  7. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  8. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  9. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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